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amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

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me:
*plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*
me:
*opens microsoft word* wait, what?

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Lady on the bus next to me:
Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:
I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:
And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:
It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:
Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:
No! I am Obi-Wan!

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pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

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